Rod Screwheart
Rod Screwheart takes his inspiration from sexy songwriter Justin Timberlake and has the moves to prove it. Rod can often be seen grinding folding chairs, bouncing his dick in a box, and even spinnin’ a mean egg roll at Dukes of Drag shows across Quebec. Yes, you think he’s sexy. Yes, you want his body. Rod owes props to his idol Rod Stewart who, with his big hair and tight pants, has won the hearts of guys and gals the world over.
Rod joined this group of kings after their spectacular Meow Mix show in February 2007. As an audience member, Rod was so wowed by the mullets and moustaches on stage that he realized kinging was his true calling. What else could he do but bum rush backstage and beg the kings on hands and knees to allow him to grace the stage? Little did he know about the gruelling initiation process. To this day, he continues to pee sitting down. No pain, no gain, right?
Rod’s preferred attire is of the workin’ man, like his dark blue mechanic’s suit emblazoned with his very own name tag. He sports a mean five o’clock, enjoys his hair messed up surfer style, and he feels absolutely naked without his pinch- otherwise known as “the flavour saver” ; )
The selection of music Rod dances to is strictly ’80s, although he is prone to throw in a few classic hits both old and new. However, the Dukes still can’t get the catchy tune “Uptown Girl” out of their heads and will never let him forget it. Rod’s indiscreet crush on co-member Johnny Cox came to a crescendo when the two finally went out for their famed milkshake. Sorry ladies, but this lad swings both ways and he is hooked on his leather daddy.
Speaking of daddies, Rod plays papa to a cute 9-year-old who is tickled pink by this whole business of drag kinging. Indeed, Rod is doing his bit in breeding the future generation of gender un-defenders.
To send Rod fan mail or panties, write to: Rod@kingsize.ca